my favorite greentext is the “everything in this world is part of my game” one hold on i’ll find it

i quote this so much

it says the actual flavour right here :/

gonna dump 2 litres of this stuff into my humidifier and see what happens

Hospital

just ate an orange… no scurvy for me thank you… #NoScurvy

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

The first line is six syllables.

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

“pome” is how you
say it you neanderthal who
the fuck says po-em

Yo what if Tumblr was a Hotel!

I wish I had the confidence of Q Anon people making shit up.

I wish Lusamine from pokemon gave me the sloppiest tornado vacuum BJ in the world.

your wish has been granted

rest in peace king, hope it was worth it

SPONGEBOB CANT FUCKING DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my partner was in the hospital and he was getting his blood drawn and when he saw this he held his breath until the nurse was done and when the nurse left he laughed so hard and loud he started wheezing and i had to calm him down and i said "this isn't even funny" and it only made him laugh harder